On Hurricane Sandy:
View from the religious right: God has sent this storm to wipe clean from the earth the scourge of liberalism and homosexuality!
View from the extreme left: This superstorm is not normal! It is because of man's refusal to admit his effect on the global environment!
View of the Libertarians: This will cost taxpayers billions and further demonstrate big government's inability to lead.
View from a comedian: "Hurricane Sandy? Sandy? Wasn't that Annie's dog's name? Sandy? What is up with that name?"
View from the New Jersey coast: "Ahhhhhhrrrggh!"
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On The World Series:
View from The New York Yankees: We seriously lost to these guys?
View from the San Francisco Giants: The Yankees seriously lost to these guys?
View from the Detroit Tigers: We beat the Yankees!
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On the election:
View from Obama: I deserve another chance
View from Romney: I am so handsome...
View from the citizens of the United States: "Enough already!"
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On Facebook's Stock Price:
View from the stockholders: "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
View from white men over 50: "That's the last time I let my 14 year old daughter pick a stock.
View from Mark Zuckerberg: "Dude, I'm so rich either way. What do I care?"
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